Private terrace in Genoa Old Town | Aquarium 6 min

Do not go there! Negative: Ah, what a unique experience this place offers… First of all, the area turns into a full-on zombie apocalypse after 20:00. If you enjoy the thrill of feeling like an extra in *The Walking Dead*, you’re in luck. Otherwise… maybe reconsider. The apartment is proudly advertised as having two rooms. In reality, it’s one room featuring a curtain bravely attempting to divide two beds. Nothing says “romantic getaway for two couples” quite like a piece of fabric pretending to be a wall. Intimate, in the most involuntary way. The bathroom comes with a special feature: no ventilation. So if nature calls, be prepared to bond deeply with your life choices—and anyone else in the apartment. As for the terrace… well, technically it exists. Practically, it’s a construction site with scaffolding, metal bars, and a lonely little chair that looks like it’s questioning its own purpose in life. And just when you think you’ve survived it all, the grand finale: the cleaner arrives at 10:00 AM sharp, making sure your departure feels less like a checkout and more like an eviction.

Positive: La pulizia, il buon gusto nell'arredamento e nei particolari che dimostrano accoglienza